Christmas Cracker Jokes - The Directory Group

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Want some laughs? Check our or list of Christmas Cracker Jokes!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!

Why did Santa go to the doctor? Because of his bad “elf”!

Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree?
It was afraid of the bark.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsilitis!

Where do elves go to dance? Christmas Balls! choosing to either make your own Christmas crackers, or by buying environmentally friendly crackers. You can buy 100% recyclable crackers from Dunelm and Amazon - or if you choose to ‘get crazy’ and make your own, you can get  all you need at Hobbycraft and other craft shops.

Hobbycraft: Solent Retail Park, 7, 1 Solent Rd, Havant PO9 1ND.
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